I know it seems a bit much to have so many different individual posts but you have to understand how my mind works and this is just one way for me to help you understand that!! So Tuesdays and Thursdays are going to be my days reserved for massage..... Oh my!! Did I tell you that I am a massage therapist? Hmm... I don't think I did.... So I am a licensed massage therapist. I went to school, did internship hours, and had to test the required state approved licensure examination. Yay me! I began in a salon and spa for men... Yes men. I know it seems a little odd but it was actually fantastic. Men....well to be blunt... are solo much easier to deal with than women. Women are so emotional, rude, ready to hold a grudge... Honestly sometimes it feels like women are truly looking for a reason to get mad or complain..... I just realized this has nothing to do with my original thought. Ahhhh welcome to another aspect of my life. If I cannot remember what I am talking about- known as brain fog- then it is the inability to stay on topic.... It gives a whole new meaning to bunny trail. Ok, now the trick is to remember what I was talking about.......
And to not fall asleep while doing it. I was typing this up last night trying to watch a few movies with my husband and daughter.... Obviously I didnt finish this. .....
 Now that I figured out what I was trying to tell you in the first plAce......we are going to homeschool our oldest so I will only work during the day on Tuesdays and thursdays. I began this process last week limiting what availAble time frames I have when talking with clients so this past tuesday was a massage day. I had two clients one of which I hadn't seen in a while. I have to say that I really do enjoy my job! The client I haven't seen in a bit we can call K.... He gets a 2 hour masssage. These are my preference, it gives me plenty of time to address the issues with skipping over an area or rushing through. The thing that sets K apart from other clients would be that he is funny. I always seem to have a great conversation with him. This time we even chatted about my narcolepsy and recent adventures going to the doctor. The truth is, I really do t like going to the doctor. I song have much faith in their abilities ESPECIALLY when it goes like this....
Ok, let me see....what are you here for?
Well my lips- I spent too long in the sun and am pretty sure I have sun poisoning.
Ok. So do you suffer with anything on a regular basis?
(guys. I take medication for my narcolepsy...this is noted on the screen in front of the doctors face- let's give him the benefit of doubt) other than my narcolepsy, no.
Ok. I see... Do you suffer with this often?
(is he seriously asking me if I suffer with my narcolepsy often?) yes...yes i suffer with it everyday.
Ok. I see. And Re you suffering with it now?
(yes yes sir I'm sleeping while hVing this conversation- can't say this to him guys... I REALLY do that sometimes) No sir, I think I'm alright at the moment.


I mean honestly, I get that narcolepsy is not well understood but seriously! This guys took medical terminology in school didn't he? .... K made mention that he could have had it confused with necrophiliac..... 😯 N.  O.   T.  Funny.... Ok maybe a little.
Yes it took me two days but I did finish this post!!
Also the words inside () were thoughts... I did not actually say them to the doctor.